1. "Eli Roth was talking about smoking with Quentin Tarantino, and dude, I was like, can I hang out with you cuz you are for sure smokin' the good shit."
2. Guy #1: Have you met many people yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, dude, I went to a party last night, and I woke up on the other side of Cannes with two people in my bed. I think I met a lot of people last night.
3. While waiting in line for the bathroom: "I am totally ready to bend over and spread the cheeks to sell this movie, dude."
Dude, I'm just the messenger.
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